I found this on /.
APL ~= Car built out of Legos. Fully operational. No one knows how it works. Or why.
ASM ~= Suzuki Hayabusa: Ready, aim, goodbye
C ~= Ferrari - drive it wrong and you’ll be wrapped round a tree before you know it
C++ ~= Pickup truck w/extended cab, dually axles, 4wd
COBOL ~= Loaner. No […]
